AB FAB
Take two cabs to and from the office at the office Christmas party? No, we just washed and went this year in a bigtime stretch Limo stylee - neatly avoiding all that drinking and driving nonsense.
Thanks to Absolutely Fabulous and their 'Movie Cars' we were able to cruise the local watering holes in an ex-Silvester Stallone 34ft long Lincoln Towncar Superstretch Wave, arriving in style and allowing us to get completely lashed in safety.

Plus this thing's the only one in the
country, I might add. Exclusive minor media celebridees, or what!? 'Wave' means one of two things, I reckon - either it's the shape of the humungous leather settee snaking up the car's interior,
and on which we sprawled our (b)lagging bodies, or it's the window communication necessary to acknowledge 'menial-pauper-looking-shoppers', tramping up the High Street! Ab Fab's amazing fleet of stretched Yanks are based in West London, but if you fancy popping out in one they'll pick
you up and drop you off at your doorstep! This can be quite handy
if you end up in the same lagered-up state we did.

Well, what do you expect when someone drives you to the pub
and then leaves bottles of Moet lying around? As we got in, Damon The Driver (not Hill) told us a few tales of what's gone on in the back
of this mobile living room.

Names, and apparently quite a bit more, were dropped... Moet Mono (the Ed) pulled rank and jumped in first, which meant he got to the bubbly before us! But luckily that meant he got the bill as well.

First sight of the mirrored ceiling instantly gave pervy 'Wild Slag Pete'
a few ideas, which got Helga a bit worried to say the least, while Scary Steve just lorded it over the plebs outside and letched over Louise from advertising.

There's no reason why you and your mates shouldn't sample showbiz life once in a while, is there?